I love link ups because it gives me writing inspiration without any effort. Call me lazy. :) And I love to see everyone else's answers. Jake and Holly are hilarious and they never let me down when I'm counting on a laugh!
1. I laughed so hard I cried when... we were at my Bachelorette party. We decided to get a hotel just in case.. and we were an hour and a half from home and probably
would be hungover wouldn't want to make the drive. Let me just tell you now.. I'm not the center of attention. I love to chit chat with people, but I hate when everyone is looking at me... so there was a strict no stripper rule. (Not that any of my friends would do that anyway). I'll be damned if in the lobby of the hotel there wasn't a gang of strippers. Complete with business cards... that were scanadlous to say the least. They kept asking if we needed their services. Their names were "Penetration" and "Creamy"... because that spells out quality, right there!
2. My High School... Was a good school. They've expanded a lot since I was there, but there were great teachers and mostly great people. However, I had my head shoved too far up my boyfriend's ass for the last two years of it.
3. It really pisses me off when... Children smack. Like when they have attitude and they say "well.. *smack* I didn't do nothin' Mrs. Riiiiley..." Those times are times when I think it might be worth losing my job just to freak out on them and make them understand how rude it is.
4. In ten years... I hope to be a mommy.
Preferably to a 8 or 9 year old. And maybe another after that. I'll be 35. That makes me feel really old... And I hope we have a new house by then. We're already outgrowing our current one.
5. If I could erase on thing... Just one? Geez... I'm by no means perfect. I think it would be breaking up with my boyfriend in college. I just
knew I was going to break up with him. I was at the point in college that I was really getting my shit together. Going to classes, studying, getting good grades. He was 2 years older than we still failing classes. When I found out that he had failed a class FOR HIS MAJOR for the third time, I was done. Problem was, we were on a school trip to Austria. And I felt bad for breaking up with him while on this awesome vacation. So I spent the entire trip avoiding him and feeling guilty about it. And I think it ruined his trip anyway.
6. In 1999... I was 12. I had amazing bangs, was starting band, and was totally boy obsessed. Even though they were absolutely NOT obsessed with me. Can't blame them... I was smack dab in the middle of an amazing awkward phase.
7. Honestly... I have severe anxiety about having kids. Not that I'm worried about acutally having them, but I worry I won't be
able to have them. It crosses my mind probaly 2-3 times a day and we aren't even trying to have kids yet! I'm still on birth control! I'm just crazy..
8. To me, sushi is... Gross. I don't mind trying to kind with COOKED meat. But I absolutely under no circumstance will ever eat raw fish. God made fire for two reasons. Keeping warm and cookin' food. Better use it!
9. Someone really needs to invent... Magic. Like Harry Potter magic. Then I could carry a wand and wear robes and go to Hogwarts. Because Hogwarts is amazing. And I could wake up at 7:30 and be at school by 7:40. Anything for more sleep!
10. The first time I drank alcohol... I was in high school and my mom let me try a sip of her drink. Bailey's and Milk. Let me tell you... I could make myself sick drinking that stuff. To this day, I still love it. My first time drinking was lamesauce, but I've made up for it a bit since then.
11. The one question I would ask God would be... Why don't animals live as long as humans? Specifically puppies? Because I know that my fur babies won't be around forever and I know that it will crush me when they are gone. And it makes me sad.
12. Lindsey Lohan... Needs to get her sh*t together. Because the only way she will make money is off her looks... and those aren't too hot these days. She's a HORRIBLE actress. And her parents should be locked in the same room with no means of reproduction. And just have to sit there with each other. In all of their crazy glory.
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